It All Feels Right
"Oh Ok"
Aspiring Amateur Photographer
I'm pretty sure I'm funny
My Role Models > your role models
+
Anonymous asked: Uhh, I have this "friend" who really wants a picture your ass, you know, he's a friend :) asking kindly for my friend, only for him, totally not for me okay!? <3

wtf is wrong with people asking anons at 1am

+
Anonymous asked: are you in a relationship?

mein, it’s 1 am why are you asking this? nah im not, i’m single

+

(Source: wontforgets)

+

lesdeuxparfait:

our-vows:

If you get to fall asleep next to the person you love every night, you’re extremely lucky and I envy the living hell out of you. 

Basically

+

its not period blood, its pizza sauce

+

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)

+

poppunknigga:

stridersis:

freeindie:

Awolnation's Sail on a Tesla Coil. Science is cool.

holy shit yes

+

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

+

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

+

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

+

(Source: grawly)

+
+

babylonian:

tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming

+
Anonymous asked: Suck my dick

calm down

+
Anonymous asked: you're too cute

Aww thanks i’m flattered